Adamisms

These guys look like a sleeper cell waiting for the go codes

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:33:16 -0500

(gentlemen looking for trouble in HK Lan Kwai Fong)

This creep looks like he takes advantage of laws that aren’t in women’s favor. (About a...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:57:04 -0500

This creep looks like he takes advantage of laws that aren’t in women’s favor. (About a joker in a Hong Kong Bar)

A love letter from Arnold

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:46:45 -0400

A love letter from Arnold

"More ‘P’, less ‘V’."

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:38:00 -0400

“More ‘P’, less ‘V’.”

- Adam’s coaching guidance to Ken about being a VP

"Sour the milk and maybe it will unlatch itself. (Advice how to recommend against a wasteful KJ)."

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:29:24 -0400

“Sour the milk and maybe it will unlatch itself. (Advice how to recommend against a wasteful KJ).”

- Adam

"Adam: what?? Ken: nothing! You’ve just got that post-meeting glow."

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:52:16 -0400

“Adam: what?? Ken: nothing! You’ve just got that post-meeting glow.”

If your putting a torso in the trunk you probably went too far.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:34:38 -0400

If your putting a torso in the trunk you probably went too far.

Top Gun is SO gay

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:22:45 -0400

Top Gun is SO gay

"There’s gravity forming around this hole."

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:31:07 -0400

“There’s gravity forming around this hole.”

- Adam

I push the sadness down inside… Like loading bullets into a clip?….

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 08:33:32 -0400

I push the sadness down inside… Like loading bullets into a clip?….

There isn’t enough sleep for depression. “Ken W.”

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:13:04 -0400

There isn’t enough sleep for depression. “Ken W.”

"I’m trying to cash in on some of this horror"

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:54:58 -0500

“I’m trying to cash in on some of this horror”

- Adam, $DJIA at 7,582

Ken: I think my next promotion will be awarded posthumously.

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:08:00 -0500

Ken: I think my next promotion will be awarded posthumously.
Nancee: Yeah, your bonus check will come with a toe tag.

"What, did you steal those off a homeless guy?"

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:21:55 -0500

“What, did you steal those off a homeless guy?”

- Adam, referring to Ken’s dilapidated shoes

"This’ll be a doozy, so bring a cup."

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:16:57 -0500

“This’ll be a doozy, so bring a cup.”

- Adam, on meeting with senior management

"You can’t stab me through a phone."

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:15:29 -0500

“You can’t stab me through a phone.”

- Joe, worried about his constructive feeback

“I don’t want to call these guys liars, because if...

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:20:00 -0500

“I don’t want to call these guys liars, because if you parse their language, what they say may be technically true. But if you put the whole picture together, the whole thing is bullshit.”

—Charlie Gasparino, invoking Bravo Sierra to make a point about the banking heads

"It’s like the difference between a bruise and internal bleeding."

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:06:16 -0500

“It’s like the difference between a bruise and internal bleeding.”

- Adam, explaining the difference between a minor and major issue

"Our retention strategy is that no one else is hiring."

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:26:16 -0500

“Our retention strategy is that no one else is hiring.”

- Adam, during our staff meeting

"If you’re so eager to have your review, we can do it during your exit interview."

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:07:08 -0500

“If you’re so eager to have your review, we can do it during your exit interview.”

- Adam