A ring puts on 20-30 pounds.

“If I wanted to be lied to for an hour, I’d hire a prostitute.”
— Adam, regarding attending a senior management meeting
“See? If you don’t try to get too high in life, you won’t have that far to fall.”
— Adam, referring to the awful train wreck that is Tiger Woods’ life right now

It’s going to take 2 precincts to bring this guy in.

I want to move on with my life before I take it.

These guys look like a sleeper cell waiting for the go codes

(gentlemen looking for trouble in HK Lan Kwai Fong)

This creep looks like he takes advantage of laws that aren’t in women’s favor. (About a joker in a Hong Kong Bar)

A love letter from Arnold

A love letter from Arnold


“More ‘P’, less ‘V’.”
— Adam’s coaching guidance to Ken about being a VP
“Sour the milk and maybe it will unlatch itself. (Advice how to recommend against a wasteful KJ).”
— Adam
“Adam: what?? Ken: nothing! You’ve just got that post-meeting glow.”

If your putting a torso in the trunk you probably went too far.

Top Gun is SO gay

“There’s gravity forming around this hole.”
— Adam

I push the sadness down inside… Like loading bullets into a clip?….