Adamisms
2009
December
4
November
3
October
5
September
August
1
July
1
June
May
April
2
March
February
2
January
6
2008
December
6
November
1
October
5
September
12
August
11
July
4
June
5
May
12
April
14
March
1
February
4
January
1
2007
December
5
November
2
October
7
September
5
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
“You should always wear a suit, so you have something to look...”
— Adam
Aug 28th
Hannah:
What's it going to take to get you to really, for once, stop thinking about this place?
Adam:
A pink slip or death certificate
Aug 28th
“I’m going to need a shower after this conversation.”
— Adam
Aug 22nd
Friendship Exit Plan
Nancee:
Oh, we'll still be friends in a few years, won't we?
Ken:
Actually, Adam has a three-year exit plan for this relationship.
Adam:
Yeah, and we're two-and-a-half years in.
Aug 22nd
“We’re no longer calling ‘Going Postal.’ ...”
— Ken, regarding Nancee’s...
Aug 21st
“He’s such an optimist, he would say Hiroshima got the...”
— Art Cashen on CNBC
Aug 15th
Ken:
Do you think the dog will be okay in the car while we go get lunch?
Sarah:
We might as well just put a bag over her head, it would be faster.
Aug 11th
You smell like cinnamon and crisp, warm dollar bills.
Aug 1st
Seriously? You should just fire me.
Aug 1st
Next month, you’ll be getting your coffee fix by licking the coffee rings of other patrons off...
Aug 1st
“Blue chips? More like black and blue chips.”
— Darryl, talking about 401(k)...
Aug 1st