Adamisms

2009

December 4
November 3
October 5
September
August 1
July 1
June
May
April 2
March
February 2
January 6

2008

December 6
November 1
October 5
September 12
August 11
July 4
June 5
May 12
April 14
March 1
February 4
January 1

2007

December 5
November 2
October 7
September 5
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
“That’s like comparing apples to … pickup trucks.”
— Adam
May 1st
Adam Levison tries out the U.N.’s translation...
May 1st
“It would be cool if something horrible happened. …”
— Ken
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Boiler Room
Apr 29th
“I’m on vacation when you’re not here.”
— Arsheel
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Glengarry Glen Ross 
Apr 26th
“Tell me this: SVU or Dateline?” — Adam in response to the Red Robin hostess who...
Apr 25th
A person asks to move a meeting because he is out sick today. Ken responds: Good, stay that way!
Apr 24th
“Doodey humor: always welcome.”
— Adam
Apr 21st
What type of day is it going to be today? Open or closed casket?
Apr 21st
“Com’on Adam, working for you would drive anybody to...”
— Ken
Apr 8th
“If somebody calls me a jerk this week, I’m blaming...”
— Arsheel
Apr 3rd
“My day’s not over until the kids go to bed.”
— Nanners
Apr 3rd
“If I wanted to chat, I’d dial a 976 number.”
— Adam
Apr 2nd
“Look, if I build a bridge and somebody drives a /truck/ off...”
— Ken, on creating software...
Apr 2nd
“It’s like being a firefighter and not knowing how to...”
— Adam, on people who do...
Apr 2nd