Jan 04 2012

It feels like Groundhog Year…. when referring to year end reporting.


Dec 31 2011

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I finished the Jaeger and it is not event 9pm. Happy new year?

Dec 09 2011

If there is common sense here, you have to be suspect.


Dec 08 2011

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I don’t need to know the back story, just tell me the front story.
JS on getting TMI from a colleague

Dec 07 2011

Silver Lining

Ken: Hey, how are you?
Colleague: Same story: underworked and overpaid.
Ken: I know that story…
Colleague: It's the story of this company!
Ken: Well, the good news, then, is that it won't be for 4,500 or so people real soon.

Dec 06 2011

I knew you when…

Colleague: Wow, you keep getting popular, and I'll be able to say, "I knew him when…"
Ken: Yeah, you "knew him when" he worked for this freaking place.

Dec 01 2011

Work is like quicksand. The harder you struggle to survive the faster you sink.


Nov 28 2011

We keep shooting ourselves in the foot. Eventually we will die of blood loss.


Nov 23 2011

This work is headwind on progress.


Nov 17 2011

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Managed to get to and from work today on Wall St without getting punched in the face by a protester OR a policeman. #wearethe98percent
@kenwalker

Nov 10 2011

Back So Soon

M: Wait, back so soon? I thought you just left.
A: Forgot to leave my suicide note.

Nov 10 2011

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Okay, great. Nobody’s using soap.
RG, about operating…elsewhere in the world

Oct 27 2011

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Too big to succeed!

Oct 27 2011

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This meeting will involve so much tap-dancing, we should win a Tony award.
AL, regarding a big upcoming meeting

Oct 27 2011

Liars

KW: I had an epiphany today.
AL: Oh? What's that?
KW: People are /liars/.

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