Memories: C @ $33, giraffe print, and crazy sad Jim Cramer.  And that was when the DOW was still over 13k!

“We’re in Dunder Mifflin mode!”
— A

Mr. Macke loses his noodle, talks to car people

Bah belated humbug.

“So, 2010…fuck it.”
— RG, ringing in the new year

Embrace the apathy

A ring puts on 20-30 pounds.

“If I wanted to be lied to for an hour, I’d hire a prostitute.”
— Adam, regarding attending a senior management meeting
“See? If you don’t try to get too high in life, you won’t have that far to fall.”
— Adam, referring to the awful train wreck that is Tiger Woods’ life right now

It’s going to take 2 precincts to bring this guy in.

I want to move on with my life before I take it.

These guys look like a sleeper cell waiting for the go codes

(gentlemen looking for trouble in HK Lan Kwai Fong)

This creep looks like he takes advantage of laws that aren’t in women’s favor. (About a joker in a Hong Kong Bar)

A love letter from Arnold

A love letter from Arnold


“More ‘P’, less ‘V’.”
— Adam’s coaching guidance to Ken about being a VP