These guys look like a sleeper cell waiting for the go codes

(gentlemen looking for trouble in HK Lan Kwai Fong)

This creep looks like he takes advantage of laws that aren’t in women’s favor. (About a joker in a Hong Kong Bar)

A love letter from Arnold

A love letter from Arnold


“More ‘P’, less ‘V’.”
— Adam’s coaching guidance to Ken about being a VP
“Sour the milk and maybe it will unlatch itself. (Advice how to recommend against a wasteful KJ).”
— Adam
“Adam: what?? Ken: nothing! You’ve just got that post-meeting glow.”

If your putting a torso in the trunk you probably went too far.

Top Gun is SO gay

“There’s gravity forming around this hole.”
— Adam

I push the sadness down inside… Like loading bullets into a clip?….

There isn’t enough sleep for depression. “Ken W.”

“I’m trying to cash in on some of this horror”
— Adam, $DJIA at 7,582
  • Ken: I think my next promotion will be awarded posthumously.
  • Nancee: Yeah, your bonus check will come with a toe tag.
“What, did you steal those off a homeless guy?”
— Adam, referring to Ken’s dilapidated shoes
“This’ll be a doozy, so bring a cup.”
— Adam, on meeting with senior management